Douche (pronounced "DOO-sh") (alternately douchebag) is a French word used to describe someone who really sucks, or someone who thinks they're the best on the ramps but really isn't. Someone who is called a douche can either 1. take it like a man andhave a really good comeback ready, in which case they can stay; 2. take it like a pussy and just leave the area; 3. take it like a pussy but stay in the area and continue riding, which makes them look like a bigger douche.

Dude, that guy on the green bike is such a douche.